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    Category:IT Location:Oamaru, New Zealand Commences:17/09/2014 Log In or Sign Up to apply.
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    Category:
    IT
    Location:
    Oamaru, New Zealand
    Commences:
    17/09/2014
    Job Description

    The Federation's gone; the Borg is everywhere! Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? A lot of things can change in twelve years, Admiral. Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns. Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed on the ship lately? Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? I'm afraid I still don't understand, sir. Travel time to the nearest starbase? That might've been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet. Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. We could cause a diplomatic crisis. Take the ship into the Neutral Zone Wait a minute - you've been declared dead. You can't give orders around here. Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly! I suggest you drop it, Mr. Data. In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal. What? We're not at all alike! Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches... and Bularian canapés? Are you up for promotion? Well, that's certainly good to know. I recommend you don't fire until you're within 40,000 kilometers. Sure. You'd be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. Then maybe you should consider this: if anything happens to them, Starfleet is going to want a full investigation. Fear is the true enemy, the only enemy. Computer, belay that order. Talk about going nowhere fast. You bet I'm agitated! I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am not insane. What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? I'll be sure to note that in my log.